Does anyone else find the adjectives Microsoft Outlook uses to sort your emails by size amusing?
Tiny - This can't even contain your long email signature, only an integer or two at most
Small - This is primarily used only for haiku or other short forms of poetry
Medium - Most boring emails fall into this category
Large - It is acceptable to have maybe 1 or 2 large emails a year
Very Large - A simple picture or animated frog gif will wind up here
Huge - You should be ashamed for having any emails in this category
Enormous - Terabytes of death will smite your inbox and crush all email servers within a 100 mile radius Godzilla-style